Conservative reshuffle

Tamazoid tonight revealed the shakeup that has occurred in The Conservative lineup at the National Press Club in Canberra.

"Thankyou for turning up for this announcement today, I appreciate your interest in The Conservatives. I guess I'll just get straight into it.

"Firstly, it is a pleasure to announce that after caucus having voted, a new Deputy Opposition Leader has been appointed. And that lucky man is none other than Custard Tart, whom I have great faith in to serve The Conservatives well and help achieve our comprehensive vision for a better Australia.

"There has also been a reshuffle of some sorts, as follows:

Tamazoid (Gippsland)
Leader of the Oppositon
Shadow Minister for Environment, Transport & Regional Affairs

Custard Tart (Warringah)
Deputy Opposition Leader
Shadow Treasurer
Shadow Minister for Small Business, Industry, Employment & Workplace Relations

adamj (Lowe)
Chairman of The Conservatives
Shadow Attorney-General
Shadow Minister for Justice, Customs, Citizenship

Brendan (Bennelong)
Shadow Minister for Science & Innovation

darrinh (Sydney)
Shadow Minister for Immigration & Multicultural Affairs

Far North Queenslander (Kennedy)
Shadow Minister for Agriculture, Fisheries & Forestry, Indigenous Affairs
Manager of Opposition Business

Grug (Bowman)
Shadow Minister for Communications & Technology

Gryphon (Pearce)
Shadow Minister for Finance & Administration

Hagar (Menzies)
Shadow Minister for Local Government & Territories

Robert (Indi)
Shadow Minister for Defence, Health, Foreign Affairs & Trade
Chief Whip

ZRFK (Hasluck)
Shadow Minister for Education & Training, Children & Youth Affairs, Arts & Sport
Shadow Minister for Community Services